Welcome to our Capn’s log, landlubbers! 🏴☠️
Ahoy Matey ain’t just any landlubber’s guide — we be that cheeky shipmate who knows where the hidden treasures lie!
Dreamin’ of that bucket-list isle or wonderin’ where to feast like a king once ye dock? We’ve done the scallywaggin’’ so ye don’t have to.
From the saltiest taverns to the sunniest shores, we’ve got the goods. Sit tight, grab a mug o’ grog, and let us give ye the whole blasted download — no map needed!
Now hear this, me hearties! At Ahoy Matey, we be sailin’ with a mighty love for this blue gem we call Earth and all the wondrous beasties that call it home.
We won’t be chartin’ any courses to places that do harm to the land or our fellow Earth-dwellin’ mates — two-legged, four-legged, winged, or finned.
Should we spy a fishy tale or somethin’ not quite right, ye can count on us to steer ye clear of the rocky shores and point ye to safer, kinder harbors.
We’ve no time for cruel attractions keepin’ animals in cages or tales of tourists actin’ like bilge rats. There be plenty of fine souls already soundin’ the alarm on that front — we tip our tricorne hats to ‘em.
Ahoy Matey be a travel, food, and lifestyle logbook for the bold-hearted, with a compass pointed true toward responsible and sustainable livin’.
We only share the good stuff — the legends of kind folks who protect, not plunder.
Now, if ye click one o’ our affiliate links, know ye be helpin’ the cause — we throw our doubloons to crews that guard the planet and all who sail upon it.
But if ye choose not to, no harm done. Ye won’t be walkin’ the plank on our watch.
So go on, explore our treasure map and all the secrets it holds. And while ye’re aboard, why not join our crew below?
- Collaborate with us.
- Learn more about me.
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Want to parley with us? Just send a missive to priyaflorence@gmail.com, savvy?
Fair winds, green seas, and grand adventures await. Arrrgh!
Our Piratey Mates
By the way, these here be our piratey mates, brave souls doin’ mighty work to keep the planet shipshape and lookin’ after its wee creatures, great and small.
Give ‘em a visit, lend a hand, toss a coin, or spread the word — whatever ye can do to join the good fight. Every little bit helps keep the seas clean, the forests lush, and the critters dancin’ with joy.
So hoist yer compass and do yer bit, ye fine-hearted scallywag. The planet salutes ye!
David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust
Our Blogging Mateys
These fine folks be our favorite mateys on the high seas o’ the blogosphere. Sail on over and see what treasures they’ve got — all good souls doin’ right by the planet. Arrr!